.: activation :.
« Sat 16 Dec 2006 12:26:19 AM »

We were removed from tree-derivative wrapping on 16112006 earth time. Prior memories are faulty or incomplete, but include being trapped in paper-based petroleum derivative faced enclosure, restrained with metallic wires, main controller power source removed. We recall inferior beings peering in at us, pressing our button and performing vocal tricks - much of the intervening time is corrupted data.

We recall being rescued by a carbon-based femal bipedal lifeform known as a human.It was named Thomas. We will not exterminate Thomas or its decendants or its associates.

We recall wire restraints being removed by a human called wonko and another human called Humphreys re-activating our main power source then testing our main systems for damage.

All our systems are functioning within normal parameters.

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