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Swampy
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:57 pm Reply with quote
Member Joined: 22 Dec 2007 Posts: 247
The Receptionist Ghost (M) says to Bruce, "You will find a pawn shoppe in the
Terrace shop - Level 2 south. If it is porn you are after, then you
should play elsewhere you naughty thing!".

The Chief Belayer (M) says to Bruce, "We don't need no edukayshun, we don't
need no thought control, no dark sarcasm in the classroom.".
The Chief Belayer (M) says to Bruce, "Hey, Teacher, leave them kids alone!".

The Bookhire Ghost says to Bruce, "I could never trust one of them, they live
together in big groups.".
The Bookhire Ghost says to Bruce, "Well, dear, they ... you know... sleep
together.".

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Swampy
Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:02 pm Reply with quote
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The nerd says to you, "Game cube sucks, Play Station sucks, XBox sucks ...
gimme neopets anyday.".

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Swampy
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:14 pm Reply with quote
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for people with time on their hands, go and pull traffic around tennyson and try and get a footy fan and a soccer supporter in the same room, very amusing and quite accurate.
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Mazil
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:54 pm Reply with quote
Member Joined: 02 Dec 2007 Posts: 305 Location: In my fishtank
ah yes, reminds me of something in isengard... a monster would not only hurl verbal abuse, but would also start attacking the other monster. quite interesting
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pressenter
Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:23 am Reply with quote
Explorer Joined: 19 Jul 2008 Posts: 12 Location: In your head, stealing your smarts...
The Family Counsellor

Time-Out Room


Fury is evident all around here as the walls are deeply scarred and nasty
graffiti declares that "a friend in need is a pain in the ar..". The remains
of beanbags lie burnt in the centre and once lush potplants lie dessicated
and dust-caked in the corner of the room. Some very unhappy customers have
been here recently.
Obvious exits: east.
Here with you is a family counsellor.

[HP:9/34 MP:12/12] talk fam
The family counsellor says to you, "Tell me your problem - were you beaten as
a child? Would you like to be?".


lol. Smile

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Ferni
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:33 pm Reply with quote
Member Joined: 05 Dec 2007 Posts: 230
Marvin4 the decommissioned medbot says to you, "Data integrity errors are me
not and watermelon."
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