So I have this idea for a tableau … “I owe, I owe, so work is where I go…” where we are in an alternative animated future and it is populated by an ALTERNATIVE seven dwarves.

They could be Jumpy, Deafy, Dizzey, Hickey, Wheezy, Baldy, Gabby, Nifty, Sniffy, Swift, Lazy, Puffy, Stuffy, Tubby, Shorty and Burpy – I will CROWDSOURCE the seven best names.

They must NOT be Doc, Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful or Grumpy.

Each successful “other” dwarf will be made and suitable attired with a SYMBOL or ARTEFACT that suits them soo….. how can YOU help?

I need YOUR help to decide what are reasonable names for the 7 not so nice, polite nor socially acceptable dwarves – name and characteristics please. The BEST 7 will be made.

Comments to blog please.

12 Comments

  1. Janet

    Sounds like fun. How about: Snotty, Stinky, Greedy, Sweaty? Perhaps a more Australian flavour: Jacko, Wazza, Gazza, Chook, Blue, Johno, Danno, Bruce, Davo, Nicko, Bevan, Jimbo?
    Looking forward to other suggestions from those more creative than I 😉

  2. Nick Consiglio

    Something along the lines of Sleazy or Tipsy? Seven dwarves living with a beautiful princess, you know that one of them’s gonna be a bit too much like a creepy uncle…

  3. As collections:

    Blake, Avon, Jenna, Vila, Gan, Cally, and Orac

    Peter, Janet, Jack, Colin, George, Pam and Barbara… and Scamper the dog

    As individual dwarves:

    Geeky, Nerdy, Brains, Boffin, Treky, Cyber, Dawin, Digit, Pixel, Quasar, Neo, Chip, Starbuck, Vader, Number 5, Hal

  4. Lindy (McKeown) Orwin

    following the I owe them…Billy, NomNomy, Utility, Carey, Phony, Effy (short for MB-effy) and Gee( short for Mortgagee)

  5. DebJ

    Now this is fun….

    Zoomy, Prickly, Wacky, Speedy, Bumpy, ADHDy – I’m starting to visualize now….

    Drunky, Funky, Punky

  6. Paul Holland

    Kinda reminds me of a football team I was once in. We resembled a pack of mental dwarves most of the time. We were not nice to anyone. Farty, Itchy, Pokey, Pissy, Spitty, Spotty and Headbutt.

  7. Steve

    Craig Shaw Gardner in A Difficulty With Dwarves gives the names of the seven other Dwarves as Nasty, Touchy, Snooty, Spacey, Dumpy, Noisy, Sickly and Smarmy (yes there are eight).

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